Friday, February 13, 2009

Feb/Chapter 1: Valentines Day

Valentines day is an interesting day. See lots of flowers delivered to the office today, and at my friend's company the traders were standing up and clapping for any girl that got a bouqet of flowers.

Girls seem to love this day, and honestly, most guys don't really like this day because of all the pressure. Just take this guy for example.

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart and as they had NOT been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note; romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves, The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the sales mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.

If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are eaiser to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

5 comments:

babysoftpink said...

guys don't like valentine's day because of all the pressure. Girls have WAY more pressure than guys!! Way More.

Alieeeson said...

HAHAHAHA hilarious...unlikely to be a true story unfortunately though.

Angelicious..... said...

Believe me.... gals dun like this day that much either....

Marsha said...

I am a girl and I never cared about the day. just a well-marketed day to make ppl spend money for nothing.
Good blog, keep it up!

Blair Dunton said...

hilarious!

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